Alien?

Alien: Hello Earthling.  Thank you for conversing with me.

You: Your Welcome I Guess

Alien:  May I ask you a few questions?

You:  Ofcourse!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it?  What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You i Dont know havent been through the whole world

You:  What is your planet like?

Alien:its ugly

Alien:  You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother.  I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother!  Why is that?

You: its called strangers 

You:  What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: say hi to each other

Alien:  Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: i dont know ask my home country

Alien:  It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet.  Why do you not eat these every day?

You:  i dont know

You:  What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: YOU

Alien:  It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well.  I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity.  Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: YES SOME NOW STOP ASKING QUESTIONS BYE !