EIGHT GOOD REASONS FOR MEN TO LIE

       1.SO MY GIRLFRIEND WONT BREAK UP WITH ME      2. SO I WONT GET KILLED

       3.I WONT GO TO JAIL

       4.I WONT GET DEPORTED

       5.SO I WONT GET BODDIED

       6.SO I CAN GET GIRLS

       7.SO GIRLS CAN COME TO MY HOUSE =]

       8.SO I CAN GET A GOOD JOB